i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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