community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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