My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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