fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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