He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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