I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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