You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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