Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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she told me i tasted like america
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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