i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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