Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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