Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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