dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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