I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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