there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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