My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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