she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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