dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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