8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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