I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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