i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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