I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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