You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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