i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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