forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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