I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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