Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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