im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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