He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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