Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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