Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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