I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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