When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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