how can u be prego again
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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