I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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