They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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