There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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