i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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