So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
