I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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