i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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