someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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