I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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