So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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