she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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