He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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