Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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