My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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