Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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