At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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