haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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