You work out of a Hotel?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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