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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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