I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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