Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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