That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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