OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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